This is the thoughts page. It will have my jibberjabber on random topics. And if I offend anyone in anywhich way I am dreadfully sorry and please contact me so I can make it up to you in any which way you chose.
You know how you can have picture ID for your phone when someone calls? what if you had video ID? wouldnt that be way cooler?!?!?! I swear... I should patten this. Fer Realzerz.
I have a few questions for you people out there: -Will, we only have one question. With what were you fired at? How many times were you shot? Did you even survive?
-Pete, a lot of people care about you, because they always exclaim things in your sake.
-Joe, so exactly how average are you?
-And then Josh...... Im still confused about what happens to you...
so some people's names are Harry, right? hairy means to have a lot of hair, right? (don't worry this is going somewhere.) so what if you're not hairy, and your name is harry? I should just name myself purple! and what about those people that are bald? why isn't baldie a name? what do you people have against bald people?!?!?! you know theres a disease where people are born without hair? like no eyelashes or anything? its very sad :(. so we should name pay tribute to those people who have no hair, just like we do to those who have a lot of it. although, that means our names would be a bunch of deadly things: "Hey, Cancer! Did you hear what Brain Hemorrhage did to Athlete's Foot?" Although there is a person out there who's name is Abcde. Really. It's pronounced (uh-bee-see-dee).......... dang thats a long rant. oops :)
Don't pity the lame, praise them. for without them, there would be no beautiful. dont praise the beautiful, despise them. for without beautiful, no one would be lame
last night i saw the social network. for you people that are just warming up to PG13 movies, this is not one for you to start off with!!! because apparently, what happens in college, does not stay in college... it ends up on your flatscreen with your grandmother watching. -_- and also, they talk VERY fast, so it is kinda hard to understand at first... o, btw, and for all you people out there: STICKY KEYS IS NOT A VIRUS!!!
The other day, I was at this store, and next to me was this family and their little boy. there happened to be a stuffed Elmo doll there, and the little boy got all excited, and started chanting elmo's name. it was so cute!!! the only thing was that since the kid was so little, he couldnt pronounce the word "elmo," so he just started changing, "Emo! Emo!" it was so cute!!! idk why it was cute, but his little voice was so cute, and his face was pure joy! and lol the parents were like "Oh, yah, we love Emo..." awkward... i almost loled!!!
Congrats to the Douggars for their soon-to-be 20th child!!! so, you know how after you have a kid, you get these nasty stretch marks? can you imagine what her stomach looks like? that lady must have some serious stretch mark cream...
Ok, so when you spell something write while typing it (which i do alot) they call that a typo. what if you write it? is it a writeo? and if you say it, is it a sayo? and what about cheerios? were they meant to be called cheery (like happy) but then they accidentally spelled it cherri, so they put cherrios? or are the "o" shaped cereal bits always happy? are they smiling like this: :O and laughing? people should name their cereals better...
Another thing that erks me: when people say "god bless you" when you cough. OMG ppl!!! that phrase is for when you sneeze!!! i understand some ppl's sneezes sound like coughs or vise versa, but mine dont!!! so ppl, lesson is: only bless me when i sneeze!!!
You know what erks me? (or irks, idk) Saran Wrap. The commercials always say "It's the stickyest!!!" but it never sticks for me!!! I can sit there forever, and it just falls off everytime!!! Oh, wait, it does stick... when you don't want it to!!! It sticks to itself when you first take it ouf if that box thing (which always cuts me, or it doesnt even cut at all!!!), and then when you need it, it falls off!!! I've had to put it on top and use rubber bands to keep it on!!! And yet, somehow, it still came off!!!
My mom just told me to, and I quote the entire sentence, "Push potato." Is it just me, or does something about that seem weird?
Some people have to have somethings, just how they need it: straight, alligned, etc. Well that's not usually me. But, I have a strange thing, were a sentence that ends in !s, has to have an odd number of them. I dont know why, but it bothers me when a sentence enda with on even number of !s.
Is it weird that wead-whackers amaze me? I mean, all it is, is this little chord thing that spins, then it breaks through something!!! It's just amazing!!! One day I was in a car on the way to a baseball game (I think) and there was that guy. That guy that was just standing there wacking his grass with his weed-whacker, and I got to thinking how awesome weed-whackers are!!! (Thank you Mr. Unknown for inspiring me with your garden tools!!!) I mean this one little string-thing can kill someone if you try hard enough!!! And all it is is this spinning thing!!! (Well, actually alot of spinning things can really slaughter some people.............. ANYWAY!!!) I mean it's just totally awsm!!!
Did you know that internet is short for international network? Get it? International network.
Hey, I googled my site address and it came up with a person's facebook page called iamdeadbored.weebly.com. If you made this page, plz contact me.
When Quirrell takes a shower, what happens to Voldie? Does he dround? (takes place when quirrell is on the back of voldie's head)
Growing old is mandatory, acting old is optional.
Worms are so scared, they just don't have the backbone to stand up. Nic Scales - England (This goes out to my friend whom I call Abi [U-beye])
Ok there is some awesome person living in my neighborhood that is so awesome. Everytime I go to the grocery in the checkout line, there is a potato on the shelf with the candy!!! This happened twice. Once at Winn Dixie, and then at Rouses!!! On two different occasions!!! this person is totally awsm and cool. Check the pics page for the picture of the winn dixie one. I'll try to get the Rouses soon. And i swear this was not me putting them there!!!
I predict that someday in the future (time currently unknown) that we will all be driving Hover Rounds wherever we go because we will have become too lazy to walk. Since this new Hover Round fananza will become so widespread, they will have seperate sidewalks for them called sidehovers (cause you don't walk on them, we all got too lazy). They will some be so wide spread that they will become the main form of transportation. But since they are so popular but so slow, they will become faster. So all the immitator brands will end up competeing and try to make the fastest one, since those will be more popular. Soon they will get too fast, and there will be a huge Hover Round crash and thousands of people will die. Then those few survivors will sue all of the companies for the insafeties and fatalities, and since they are so popular, the world wide economy will crash and we will forever be in a worldwide economic depression within days. All thanks to us getting a little lazy to do normal day stuff. So the moral is, dont be lazy and excercize daily! :)
Did you know that there is a theory that humans evolved from pterodactyls? That would explain the nub on the end of our shoulder blade. And if you think about it, our funny bone and eblow would match the wingspand. Now spread your arms like you would fly, and it does look like their wingspand.
Spaghetti
Spaghetti. What is up with that? The etymology of "spaghetti" is broken down to sperghetti and more complicated stuff that basically means "string". So what you're telling me is that my clothes are made out of spaghetti? Do little kids make art out of "spaghetti"? (oh yah they do... macaroni art...) I mean I get that it looks like string, but that's only certain kinds! I mean they have so many different ones! They have butterfly shaped ones, curly ones, ramen ones, one named after body parts! (elbow macaroni), and even whole grain ones! And can someone please explain to me the difference between pasta, noodles, macaroni, and spaghetti. Is macaroni a type of pasta? I think noodles are these things.
I don't know but I could go on forever and ever about this dumb stuff. So if someone has a logical answer that would really help everyone here, we would all apreciate it! Thanks!! :)