This is pretty simple. These are things you should do, and not do, in life.
1) DO throw compliments and your date
DON'T throw your date walnuts
2) DO read a book
DON'T burn a book
3) When a teacher asks for your answer to a question...
DO tell the truth
DON'T shout, "YOUR FACE!"
4) DO go to Target
DON'T rob Target
5) When you have a cramp...
DO deal with it
DON'T tell your friend that your pelvis has ruptured
6) DO use your brain
DON'T fry your brain on a skillet
7) DO do math
DON'T use negative numbers (This goes out to my friend whom I call Abeetha. She allergic to them. Or as she says, "A firery passion of hatred."
8) DO make a website
DON'T hack a website
9) DO do stuff
DON'T be a bore
10) DO play MASH
DON'T take it literally
11) DO be quiet in school
DON'T shout, "This is a stickup!" and make a gun with your hands
12) DO shake people's hands
DON'T break people's hands
13) DO watch football
DON'T rig a football as a grenade
14) DO tell your friends about this website
DON'T tell the government this site is posting illegal information
15) DO stand up for your beliefs
DON'T get arrested
16) DO lie
DON'T tell the truth
17) DO listen to these
DON'T listen to #16
18) DO watch TV
DON'T eat a TV then describe it as "crunchy"
19) DO be a friend
DON'T be a weed (this one goes out to my friend whom I call Izible (eh-zeye- bul). And no, this does not mean what you think. We mean the one in the common household garden.
20) DO get a nice tan on the beach and a healthy dose of the sun's vitamin D
DONT hop in a life size chicken roticery and hope to soon be "golden brown"
21) DO breed llamas
DONT ride a llama to your local capital building and peg pomegranites at the govenor and say "Ello, Govna!" (This goes out to my two friends whom I call Izible and Danny)
1) DO throw compliments and your date
DON'T throw your date walnuts
2) DO read a book
DON'T burn a book
3) When a teacher asks for your answer to a question...
DO tell the truth
DON'T shout, "YOUR FACE!"
4) DO go to Target
DON'T rob Target
5) When you have a cramp...
DO deal with it
DON'T tell your friend that your pelvis has ruptured
6) DO use your brain
DON'T fry your brain on a skillet
7) DO do math
DON'T use negative numbers (This goes out to my friend whom I call Abeetha. She allergic to them. Or as she says, "A firery passion of hatred."
8) DO make a website
DON'T hack a website
9) DO do stuff
DON'T be a bore
10) DO play MASH
DON'T take it literally
11) DO be quiet in school
DON'T shout, "This is a stickup!" and make a gun with your hands
12) DO shake people's hands
DON'T break people's hands
13) DO watch football
DON'T rig a football as a grenade
14) DO tell your friends about this website
DON'T tell the government this site is posting illegal information
15) DO stand up for your beliefs
DON'T get arrested
16) DO lie
DON'T tell the truth
17) DO listen to these
DON'T listen to #16
18) DO watch TV
DON'T eat a TV then describe it as "crunchy"
19) DO be a friend
DON'T be a weed (this one goes out to my friend whom I call Izible (eh-zeye- bul). And no, this does not mean what you think. We mean the one in the common household garden.
20) DO get a nice tan on the beach and a healthy dose of the sun's vitamin D
DONT hop in a life size chicken roticery and hope to soon be "golden brown"
21) DO breed llamas
DONT ride a llama to your local capital building and peg pomegranites at the govenor and say "Ello, Govna!" (This goes out to my two friends whom I call Izible and Danny)