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“J.K. Rowling, who has climbed gracefully into the ranks of great authors, continues to write books that excite and enthrall us long after they have been returned to the shelf.” –MUGGLENET.com’s What Will Happen in Harry Potter 7 by Ben Schoen, Emerson Spartz, Andy Gordon, Gretchen Stull & Jamie Lawrence
“Lumos!” Harry Potter has enlightened readers since 1997. Twilight, on the other hand, was a plot based on a dream that Stephanie Meyer had, and only interested lonely teenage girls. J.K. Rowling, however started off as “a struggling single mother”, spending fifteen years on her plot, writing “on scraps of paper at a local café.” Now let’s get to the nitty-gritty details that make wands and broomsticks so much better than “fangs” and playing baseball when it rains. (That sounds exciting....)
Everyone says that the Cullen House is amazing, beautiful, and modern, but – hello! – has anyone ever seen Hogwarts? We personally would rather take up magical classes at a castle somewhere in Europe, with the Forbidden Forest as our backyard, and the Great Lake with a giant squid and merpeople; Versus a dinky little house in the boring, old, U.S. of A, in a town that no one really cares about where it rains every single day. Hogwarts has suits of armor that move and sing carols to you during Christmas, and paintings that visit each other and talk to you. Whereas, the Cullen House has a frame with graduation caps in the hallway, and a cross above a doorway. (Creative... so imaginative.) One more thing: do the Cullen’s staircases change? We don’t think so.
Honestly, which would you rather play in the rain: Quidditch or baseball; The “American tradition”? Everyone says that Edward is so brave and dangerous, yet we don’t see Edward dodging bludgers on a flying broomstick, while dementors are flying around him trying to suck out his soul – which, by the way, he doesn’t even have – along with a crazy teacher is trying to jinx him off his broom while he has Lord Voldemort (remember, “Fear of the name increases fear of the thing itself.”) sticking out of the back his head, who has been trying to kill him since he was a baby at one year old.
Weasly Twins. Enough said.
Does Twilight have a puppet spoof? No. Does Twilight have a musical about them made by fans? No. Does Twilight have a legit theme park in Orlando, Florida? Nope. Case closed.
Edward Cullen versus Harry Potter. Both have old English names, but Edward just kisses his girlfriend, while Harry snogs Ginny and Cho Chang. So who’s the lady killer now? As for everyone talking about Edward’s “proclaimed” beauty, at least Harry doesn’t sparkle like a nightlight; the sparkling comes from his wand, where it should come from, and his heart. (Which beats.) While Edward goes to the Voulturi in Italy, pleading to be killed because he thinks the girlfriend (that he left in the first place) jumped off a cliff because of him. Big. Whoop. On the other hand, Harry went to get himself killed to save man-kind from Lord Voldemort. So how’s the brave one now? We thought so.
Bella Swan versus Ginny Weasly. Bella is whiney, (when Edward leaves, she goes into a tantrum) annoying, (all she can talk about is Edward) obsessed, (Edward, Edward, Edward) and she has mental issues. I mean, bloody hell, she heard Edward’s voice when he was in a different state ... and everyone’s okay with this?) Ginny is fun loving, (she knows what a joke is and can actually tell one) cool, (she grew up with twins Fred and George Weasly, and has a dragon trainer as a brother) smart, (can Bella do a bat-bogey hex? We thought so) tough, (she’s the only girl who grew up with six brothers) and is just plain, all around awesome. (Who continued the D.A. when Harry left to vanquish Lord Voldemort? That’s right....) Bella is an only child; spoiled so far as to the point where she can’t even balance handling the ever-so-annoying Mike Newton. While Ginny is from a poor family, but can still beat up Draco Malfoy and his cronies. When their boyfriends left them, Bella was depressed, sat around, and acted like a robot for about six months. Which, let’s face it: wasn’t much of a change from her regular personality. On the other hand, Ginny perfectly understood why Harry had to leave her, and even though it hurt, she handled it well and moved on. Words which aren’t even in Bella’s poor-witted, comprehending vocabulary. We think we both know who the winner is.
One brief thing on the couples; at least Ron didn’t fall in love with Harry and Ginny’s baby.
Everyone is not only in love with Edward, but also the actor who plays him: Robert Pattinson. Remember, folks, keep in mind that Pattinson was a Hufflepuff first, before he died and became a sparkly, Muggle-loving pansy. In “The Goblet of Fire”, Cedric Diggory was a brave soul, who was loved by everyone, who actually had friends besides his mom, dad, and siblings, and he performed well through hard work and perseverance during the Tri-Wizard Tournament. He didn’t almost win because he dazzled people, nope. He almost won through blood, sweat, and tears. All of which Edward can’t do nor have. We asked Shane Nunes what he thought of Robert Pattinson, to which he responded, “The only reason Robert Pattinson was good in Harry Potter, was because he wasn’t a sparkly vampire.” There’s only one last thing to say here; Edward Cullen, Avada Kedavra.
“Lumos!” Harry Potter has enlightened readers since 1997. Twilight, on the other hand, was a plot based on a dream that Stephanie Meyer had, and only interested lonely teenage girls. J.K. Rowling, however started off as “a struggling single mother”, spending fifteen years on her plot, writing “on scraps of paper at a local café.” Now let’s get to the nitty-gritty details that make wands and broomsticks so much better than “fangs” and playing baseball when it rains. (That sounds exciting....)
Everyone says that the Cullen House is amazing, beautiful, and modern, but – hello! – has anyone ever seen Hogwarts? We personally would rather take up magical classes at a castle somewhere in Europe, with the Forbidden Forest as our backyard, and the Great Lake with a giant squid and merpeople; Versus a dinky little house in the boring, old, U.S. of A, in a town that no one really cares about where it rains every single day. Hogwarts has suits of armor that move and sing carols to you during Christmas, and paintings that visit each other and talk to you. Whereas, the Cullen House has a frame with graduation caps in the hallway, and a cross above a doorway. (Creative... so imaginative.) One more thing: do the Cullen’s staircases change? We don’t think so.
Honestly, which would you rather play in the rain: Quidditch or baseball; The “American tradition”? Everyone says that Edward is so brave and dangerous, yet we don’t see Edward dodging bludgers on a flying broomstick, while dementors are flying around him trying to suck out his soul – which, by the way, he doesn’t even have – along with a crazy teacher is trying to jinx him off his broom while he has Lord Voldemort (remember, “Fear of the name increases fear of the thing itself.”) sticking out of the back his head, who has been trying to kill him since he was a baby at one year old.
Weasly Twins. Enough said.
Does Twilight have a puppet spoof? No. Does Twilight have a musical about them made by fans? No. Does Twilight have a legit theme park in Orlando, Florida? Nope. Case closed.
Edward Cullen versus Harry Potter. Both have old English names, but Edward just kisses his girlfriend, while Harry snogs Ginny and Cho Chang. So who’s the lady killer now? As for everyone talking about Edward’s “proclaimed” beauty, at least Harry doesn’t sparkle like a nightlight; the sparkling comes from his wand, where it should come from, and his heart. (Which beats.) While Edward goes to the Voulturi in Italy, pleading to be killed because he thinks the girlfriend (that he left in the first place) jumped off a cliff because of him. Big. Whoop. On the other hand, Harry went to get himself killed to save man-kind from Lord Voldemort. So how’s the brave one now? We thought so.
Bella Swan versus Ginny Weasly. Bella is whiney, (when Edward leaves, she goes into a tantrum) annoying, (all she can talk about is Edward) obsessed, (Edward, Edward, Edward) and she has mental issues. I mean, bloody hell, she heard Edward’s voice when he was in a different state ... and everyone’s okay with this?) Ginny is fun loving, (she knows what a joke is and can actually tell one) cool, (she grew up with twins Fred and George Weasly, and has a dragon trainer as a brother) smart, (can Bella do a bat-bogey hex? We thought so) tough, (she’s the only girl who grew up with six brothers) and is just plain, all around awesome. (Who continued the D.A. when Harry left to vanquish Lord Voldemort? That’s right....) Bella is an only child; spoiled so far as to the point where she can’t even balance handling the ever-so-annoying Mike Newton. While Ginny is from a poor family, but can still beat up Draco Malfoy and his cronies. When their boyfriends left them, Bella was depressed, sat around, and acted like a robot for about six months. Which, let’s face it: wasn’t much of a change from her regular personality. On the other hand, Ginny perfectly understood why Harry had to leave her, and even though it hurt, she handled it well and moved on. Words which aren’t even in Bella’s poor-witted, comprehending vocabulary. We think we both know who the winner is.
One brief thing on the couples; at least Ron didn’t fall in love with Harry and Ginny’s baby.
Everyone is not only in love with Edward, but also the actor who plays him: Robert Pattinson. Remember, folks, keep in mind that Pattinson was a Hufflepuff first, before he died and became a sparkly, Muggle-loving pansy. In “The Goblet of Fire”, Cedric Diggory was a brave soul, who was loved by everyone, who actually had friends besides his mom, dad, and siblings, and he performed well through hard work and perseverance during the Tri-Wizard Tournament. He didn’t almost win because he dazzled people, nope. He almost won through blood, sweat, and tears. All of which Edward can’t do nor have. We asked Shane Nunes what he thought of Robert Pattinson, to which he responded, “The only reason Robert Pattinson was good in Harry Potter, was because he wasn’t a sparkly vampire.” There’s only one last thing to say here; Edward Cullen, Avada Kedavra.